The following interview was conducted with the Paladin Madbaw and with the help of former Paladin Milady Winter late one night in the hall of Warriors, the authors now deem it suitable for publication and contrary to expectations it has not been necessary to subject the contents to any serious degree of censorship =)
Crash Alright? You guys sitting comfortably?
Baw Yip...kettles on =)
Crash Dude, I will ask you some questions then Jules will wrap up with some too, okay?
Baw Sure guys....no worries...but don`t ask about my singing
Crash :clink of glasses: here)
Milady You can never know 
Crash )
Baw 
Crash Hallo, thanks for agreeing to be interviewed, this is Mac Crash and Milady Winter, New Capital City, reporting for united guild of GODS-Killua, your on the record as from this moment so for the purpose of the interview can you begin by telling us your name both in real and in FC, also your real age please? )
Baw I agree So don't say shit and bugger now then)) My name in real is Craig...but most friends/fighters call me baw now, my character is Madbaw.
Milady Age too :P
Baw I'm 30 omg....that sounds worse than I thought.
Milady I agree 
Crash 
Milady I think all Gemini are like this, when some days ago Mac Crash mentioned my age I wanted to jump from the window 
Crash Old age is'nt so bad, honestly))
Baw omg...is this like F.B.I. interogation or something?...I didn't download any pirate music, Sir 
Crash How did you find out about combats fight club and can you remember your first day here? If so, can you describe it for us briefly?
Baw A friend of my brother in law, a guy called  Kanaplev moved near us and he introduced Monster-Muncher to the game who told me 
My first day I was trying to stage fights...lol...but got caught...suppose we learn from our mistakes. So now this is my third character here 
Milady I know all of your characters
Baw are you sure? )))
Milady I am ) I know all of my Nannies characters too )
Crash What was your impression of the game in the first few weeks of playing? How did you rate the experience on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being the lowest?
Baw average 5 out of 10...but the game becomes an obsession after some time...and I think now for low levels it is even harder to stay commited with such a lack of new players.
Crash We can see that you've achieved much since these early days of yours in fight club, notably level 9 and the cross of a sunny Paladin, not to mention the respect of many serious players and new friendships along the way, what further achievements in the future do you hope to make for yourself, your guild and the fight club community as a whole?
Baw Well...I have been in three guilds now...some might see it as prostitution...but...I have had my reasons for every move I have made... becoming a Paladin was always a dream in my eyes and the main reason for that was to help the people of New Capital and I really hope I can do that but my goal at the moment has to be to get level 10 and then I will see, I'm not sure if the game will continue for me after that (( but I like to think I will still be here to help.
Crash Yeap, that's understandable, for sure, almost like the end of the road but we hope it won't come to that (
Baw You said you were going to pay me beer for this interview... When you paying up? ))
Milady When I'll be in Scotland next, only then =)
Milady What/who is your nightmare? The worst ever thing that you can think or dream of?
Baw It's a scary thought...but I have only one fear...and that is, if something was to happen to my kids...omg, I would go crazy
Milady Not your wife? you said Kids, not family =)
Baw She can handle herself
Milady It was a provocative question =) you see now, Mr Mac Crash - all men are just the same =) 
Baw But life is too short to be worrying about little things that have solutions))
Crash Your close to taking the milestone level ten, currently the benchmark of our city, there are'nt many [9]'s in front of you but there are just behind you, the dedicated level nine's are fighting every day to reach ten and we're already at a stage where there is no available equipment in our shops for level 9 players, the situation seems dire unless we can bring more people to our town, with this in mind and in light of our city entering a new period where high level players are common...where do you see our city going and what do you think the future holds for our fight club?
Baw always light at the end of the tunnel but depends on how long is the god damn tunnel))) the most notably closest to me has to be 'Bandit m' and I think he likes looking at me from behind)) but situation about lack of items for high levels is bad, this is my 2nd/3rd Smashing set ((( and I will not buy anymore...so I hope a compromise will happen.
Milady when I am level 8 I'll stay naked =)
Baw I know (and of course yourself, Crash) that we could find many new players from the UK very easily if only Admin would take the first step towards creating a harmonius place for us with items and goodies that we require to proceed))
Honestly, Milady, I am thinking of fighting wood when I get level 10... 
Milady I've already stated my opinion about this in my scroll.
Crash Yeap, it's really asking a lot to continue using the same old sets no matter how much we enjoy playing here, this city has so much potential that it seems sad to waste all of it.
Baw Level 11 is too far a goal with the same set I had in level 8
Crash  Bandit m is chasing you, does this worry you?
Baw rofl not at all...it keeps me on my toes...he has no chance unless he takes one year off work 
Crash I guess that's not going to happen)
Baw Great saying - "The pen is mightier than the sword"...and Bandit is all out of ink...he can try, dude...but he will just eat my dust...well I hope...I'm committed to getting level ten 
Crash 
Crash Can you list the three things that you'd most like to see changed here? the ones that would make a difference for you.
Baw We urgently need a system to keep newbies playing here...or we will never grow...we need newbies to get new items...we need items to progress...1 thing changes all. Meanwhile on a selfish note...I'd like to find a bug that would allow me to go to the Russian cities for 5 minutes
Milady One of my last questions =) A lot of people here still think I am a boy (probably they think I am a mult of my brother or similar) you have seen me in real, who am I? open the secret =)
Baw You  Milady Winter are the Fiancee of one of my best pals Mac Crash defo (definitely) not a boy but you never did prove it ))
Milady How? )
Crash Many are of the opinion that it's not so hard to get people to register and play here but that the trouble lays with keeping them here...would you agree with this? Advertising is always going to play an enormous role in spreading the word about our city and Admin are asking us to invest money into them before they are prepared to go any further with us and that means we need the thousands of potential FC players out there who are English speaking to register, play and buy ECR...What are your thoughts on how it might be possible to do this without any help from Admin?
Baw Yeah...absolutely...if this place had one bill board poster or similar in Edinburgh and Glasgow for example, this would increase the Scottish guests tenfold x 10...if it was possible for me to speak with someone in Admin about this...I'm sure they would quickly change their minds about this dead city. Regarding our own efforts...we can't...why should we waste our own money helping them get richer? if I can think of ways of free advertising then I would do it but everything nowadays costs =(( but I do know this...this game (New Capital) does have massive potential for residents in the UK and others, obviously.
Milady Oh, it's time for my favourite question Where is your kilt? prove to all of us that your Scottish =)
Baw My Kilt that only comes out of the closet when I have a wedding or some crap like that to go to ))
Milady Why not to wear it every day? =) I have seen some handsome pipers ))))
Baw I don't think my job best suits wearing a kilt everyday...and it gets kind of cold if you know what I mean.
Milady you should know (from my ex-room-mate) that cold is good for men =)
Crash The word 'if' can at times be a big 'if'...but 'if' things were working correctly and as they should be doing around here allowing the guild registry department to be a fully functioning option then putting clan loyalties and allegiances aside...would you genuinely consider forming a guild of your own?
Baw Having your own guild would be a dream come true...get all my close friends beside me that's what this game should be about...
Crash Tell us a little about this guild...continue on a seperate sheet of paper if you'd like to)))
Milady I could be Mascot of your guild? I could wear a kilt 
Baw Fighting side by side with your best friends in the game...I have grown wiser with every guild I have been part of...and have strong opinon about the best methods of dealing with situations...you know as well as I do...that friends make the greatest people to have side by side on the battlefield damn, I just jackalled a fight I blame my hunger for beer and porn)) 
Crash Sorry )
Baw But yeah...guild...if I ever get a guild...Crash/Milady...will you come? 
Crash We'd consider it without a doubt =)
Milady I see no evil, hear no evil, say no evil =) only if I could be your mascot 
Baw Okay, Milady and another thing...before you cut me off...I want beer...and bloody birdfood for my owl((( and if it's not too much to ask...a full arts set would be kind of nice
Milady Can I make my own wish-list too? =) I'd like to see you singing Karaoke with my Nanny I heard it is very funny
Baw Do you need new winter coat and hat?))
Baw We have some good guilds...they all have their beliefs...but do we have enough?))
Crash We know that the late but never forgotten Silent Pain [7] alias True Legend and formerly the UK Rebel was your mentor here when you were a newb...if he could see you now what would you say to him? =)
Baw I'd probably ask how his Mum is walking now )) love him or hate him, he was a very funny guy ))
Crash He was brand new =)
Crash Your now a Paladin with a certain amount of responsibility, we know that you take it seriously and people will thank you for that, tell us what you think of being a cross bearer so far...is it how you expected it to be?
Baw Yea and no...these guys have a job to do and they work hard...some of them are maybe hotheaded and some of them maybe more slightly cooler...but they are good guys and girls)) doing a job and they are good at what they do ) They are my brothers and sisters...and the same with all the other guilds I have been in love you all and I love you too, Crash ))
Milady Not me? 
Baw Okay, Milady...you too ))
Crash 
Baw Guys...this is game...for me...I get away from everyday life...chill...sitback
Milady all of them to you (not for Mac Crash ) no beer for either of you, I burnt all of it 
Crash Knowing back then what you know now, would you do it all over again? =)
Baw Start again? I would love to...but...level 7 was awesome, I wish I could do that shit all over again))
Crash I guess we all would, it was so much fun =)
Milady I remember I always kicked you and injured you when you were 7 =) 
Baw burning beer is a sin
Baw Lol...Milady...you had a DS set for years lucky you...when I was level 1 you scared the shit out of me 
Crash 
Milady why? and how? =)
BawYou were level 7 and I was a newbie =)
Milady I noticed you both...you and my adorable Mr  Bad-Moon ...because you both were so funny and insane =) and actually I have noticed all of your characters =)
Mad, insane but terribly funny =)
Crash Tell us in thirty words or less about Fight club...as if you were doing a live promotional feature on a radio show =)
Baw 30 words...talk about putting someone on the spot, ass wipe))
Crash Spur of the moment question, baw =) answer it or no beer)
Baw WOLFRAIDER /Posi_tive /KOREYANA /Last Kid / If that does'nt scare the shit out of you...then you will make it...combats...is that thirty words yet? =)) lot of shit but remember I drink too much and smoke too much...no idea man but I'm sure...combats.com has massive potential in the name...must do...look at the size of the game in Russia...that's crazy shit..
Milady Yes and you look so old 
Baw Old? wth...would have been easier kicking me in the balls 
Milady Old...I am much more younger 
Baw I agree...R.U. is too far gone...but just a little bit of R.U. here would be awesome...the game needs something now
Milady- I think you should get one more daughter and name her patience, Mr Madbaw 
Baw That's a nice name =)
Crash I'd agree that our city has evolved and we're now desperately awaiting better things, I hope it's just a matter of time before that happens...before we all get too old =) I've kind of exhausted everything I wanted to ask you, Baw, Milady...do any of you have anything further you'd like to add before we bring a close to the interview? =)
Milady Nothing more, really =) Well, maybe just one thing - I think Mr Madbaw is a great singer =)
Baw I was very drunk that night 
Milady I could see that =)
Crash I'd give him 6.5 points out of 10 on a good night, maybe 7, I can speak from experience =)
Milady My last question - Will you sing again the next time we'll meet? =)
Baw I sing whenever I get drunk )) Just bring me Vodka 
Milady You have Vanatallinn =)
Crash Baw, you have as always been unfailingly hilarious...constantly mad with it and it's been a pleasure interviewing you, thank you, pal =) and Milady, thanks to you too for taking part, you've been brilliant =)
Baw I'm not finished
Milady Thank you, Mr Tumnus 
Crash Go on, please...=)
Baw Let me try and kill QUAD and Spidey first 
Crash of course =)
Milady I am with you =)))
Crash http://newcapital.combats.com/logs.pl?log=1233869377.11917 for the log =)
Baw Now everyone will see me losing on GODS forum could you not have waited until I had taken an intuition potion? )))
Crash/Milady 
Milady we think you are smart enough without it 
Baw If I lose I will blame this interview Quad has only a DS sword on but he still scares the shit out of me ))
Milady Oh Men! you always blame something when you lose 
Baw Okay...where were we? Oh yeah...When are you two getting married? 
Milady When you'll put your kilt on 
Baw not on a windy day =)
Crash We will all have kilts and it will be a distinctly Scottish affair =) asap
Baw Guys...I can't think of any other bull to talk about and my head is numb 
Milady Why not on a windy day? =)it would be interesting 
Baw My skirt will blow up 
Milady and you've just said "skirt" I am a bit scared now 
Baw censored - yeah, but I can touch my nose with my tongue and can breathe through my ears ))
Crash and on that note we will close the interview =)
Baw Thanks for letting me speak...usually people get bored of me within two minutes...you have had it hard tonight...sorry for that =)
Crash Thank you, both =) no worries at all, it's been a pleasure)
Baw Beer?
Crash on the house =)
Baw afk - play some poker
Baw thanks speak soon, guys
Milady off here, now =)
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